Yes, you too can use the nearest fly mask to wrap your sump pump — every barn should have one or two just in case — in a tough, washable mesh filter. Many thanks to my daughter Kalinda, Cindy Carrick and Gregg Doster for emergency troubleshooting during the storm that flooded our barn aisle while I was conveniently off the property. Miraculously, all the stalls stayed dry except for one unmatted stall, which we converted from storage last year and never got around to matting.

See also: Flood central